Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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