Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(803): View more from South Carolina

We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?

(843): View more from South Carolina

You're upset about this?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.

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(443): View more from Maryland

just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!

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(480): View more from Arizona

Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?

(774): View more from Massachusetts

Someone just got laid.

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(914): View more from New York

He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?

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(702): View more from Nevada

His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives

(310): View more from California

His penis is my hero

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