Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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