She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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