Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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