I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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