My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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