Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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