So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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