based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
it hurts more in the daytime
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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