The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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