Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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