dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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