This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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