Someone shit on the floor
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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