Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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