So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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