what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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