She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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