Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Little spoons don't ask big questions
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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