Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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