i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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