Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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