i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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