Your tits are I can't wait for
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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