Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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