If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The power of my boobs compel you
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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