Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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