It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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