I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
