Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
We don't watch enough power rangers
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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