Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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