How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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