I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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