i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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