am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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