u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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