he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Just pee around me
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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