We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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