I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We need to get me chipped asap
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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