Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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