My friends, they love my intelligence
my sisters under your porch take her home
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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