wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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