What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Text me some of your sweat
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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