At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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