Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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