so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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