Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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