Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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