Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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