She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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