I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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