Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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