i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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