Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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