But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
