I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Also, beer. Big fan.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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