The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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