You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
one might say we're banned from that church
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just high enough for therapy.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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